CROTCH ROCKET

Original composition by Dale

 

SHE SAID YOU KNOW JUST WHAT I LIKE

I AIN’T TALKIN’ ABOUT NO MOTOR BIKE

SHE SLID HER HAND DEEP IN MY POCKET

SAID LET ME RIDE YOUR CROTCH ROCKET

 

EVERYTHING SHE HAD WAS PIECED AND TATOOED

I KNEW SHE WAS BAD WHAT COULD I DO

HAD A PICTURE OF SATIN IN HER GOLD LOCKET

LOVED TO RIDE ON MY CROTCH ROCKET

 

SHE WASN’T INTERESTED IN A HARLEY HOG

OR A TRIUMPH IN THE LONDON FOG

DON’T YOU LAUGH OR TRY TO MOCK IT

SHE WANTED TO RIDE ON MY CROTCH ROCKET

 

THIS GIRL WAS MEAN YOU KNOW THE KIND

SHE’LL TAKE WHAT YOU’VE GOT CORRUPT YOUR MIND

DON’T TRY TO PRETEND OR TRY TO KNOCK IT

I JUST LET HER RIDE ON MY CROTCH ROCKET

 

KAWASAKI HONDA THEY’RE BOTH OUT

THEY’RE NOT WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT

IT HAS NO THROTTLE NO CHAIN SPROCKET

SHE LIVES FOR A RIDE ON MY CROTCH ROCKET